31 March 2014

Noah: The Should, the Could and the Empty (Film Snob #5)

If you go into Noah expecting a Christian film about a Bible story, you’re gonna have a bad time.

If you go into Noah expecting a creative interpretation of an ancient tale, you will be much happier.

Maybe.

I hope.


Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly are paired together once again (the first time being the magnificent A Beautiful Mind), only now being thrown way back to only ten generations since Adam and Eve. Darren Aronofsky, of Black Swan and The Wrestler fame, wrote and directed this revisitation of an age-old story that has been passed down for many years. The kid from Percy Jackson is here (don’t know name, don’t care) as well, but my favorite performances were turned in by Ray Winstone, as the horrid Tubal-Cain, Emma Watson as Ila, the wife of Shem, and Connelly as Naameh, Noah’s wife.

Ray Winstone has been a personal favorite of mine ever since I saw him as the gritty Mr. French in The Departed. Here, he plays a villain that embodies everything bad about humanity: selfishness, megalomania, greed, gluttony, and materialism. He claims himself to be king of the world, and leads his army against Noah and his family in order to take the Ark for himself. Winstone plays this role perfectly and I could not have asked for a better villain in a Bible story that really avoided any mention of conflict besides “the Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth” in Scripture. Tubal-Cain gives us a much more direct face of this evil, and added to the story, in my opinion.

Emma Watson delivered a very emotional story as Ila, who is a girl that Noah and his family stumble upon while they are on their way to meet Methuselah. She gives us a very empathetic character who we immediately care for and who Noah grows to love as a daughter. Watson often became a scene stealer, leaving most other actors in the dust. And finally, Jennifer Connelly gave a great performance as Noah’s wife, becoming a strong supporting figure for a disoriented Noah while also standing as the voice of reason when things go awry. She is not a woman to be trampled upon, and delivers her speeches with incredible emotion and believability. But what else did we really expect from the actress who won an Oscar as Russell Crowe’s wife in A Beautiful Mind?

Some disclaimers would not be amiss right now. There are several instances of brutal violence in this film, including a protruding bone and piles of corpses. A lizard gets eaten alive. Ila and Shem have sex offscreen, which made total sense to me since they’re as married as you could be back then, but apparently it has bothered some people who think that no one ever had sex in the Bible. Noah gets to witness firsthand how horrible the human race is to each other and to animals, which disturbs both him and us. The screams of drowning people can be heard from within the Ark after the Flood begins, which is realistic, again, but can be quite disturbing. We even get a glimpse of them trying to survive atop a slowly covered mountaintop.

Now I have to examine the story a bit further. I will insert a


>>>SPOILER ALERT<<<


right about here so that you know whether to stop reading or not. There is simply no way to examine the contents of this movie’s plot without giving some details, and so be warned. Continue reading if you want to know why this movie is generating so much controversy. Otherwise, skip to the next lone italic line with a bunch of arrows to avoid any spoilers.

The story of Noah, as the book of Genesis tells it, lasts about four chapters. Like most of the Old Testament, it gives you the cut-and-dry facts of what happened, and who it happened to. Nothing more. As always, when a director or screenwriter set out to create a film, they have to add or change things about the source material in order to make the movie entertaining. That being said, I’m going to briefly discuss several points of artistic license that Aronofsky decided to take with the hallowed story of Noah.

First, the rock monsters that everyone seems to be making such a fuss about: they are simply an envisioning of Nephilim. Yes, the Nephilim in Genesis that are fallen angels and “walk the earth among men.” Trust me, they’re in there. The Bible gives no details on how they looked, what they did (besides that they slept with human women), or what their purpose was. This film decides to make them fallen angels that crashed into earth and became enveloped by it, causing them to look like rock monsters. This became key to the movie’s version of how the ark was built, since it only takes them ten years in this version (in Scripture, it took 100 years, but for the sake of cinema, gets reduced) because the Watchers, as they’re called, help them build it. I was okay with this interpretation, but the movie definitely casts them in a sympathetic light (including God accepting them back into heaven after helping Noah), which is much more debatable.

Second, the Watchers are established as beings who tried to help mankind learn about the earth, including metallurgy and architecture. Then men turned on the Watchers and killed most of them, driving into hiding. Once again, this was definitely artistic license, but I was okay with it for the movie. It set up for the majority of the movie taking place in a scorched earth, which we really wouldn’t know how it looked before God decided to reset Creation, so this is another translation I can live with. Third, God is shown to communicate to Noah throughout the film through visions and signs. I’m okay with this translation, even though Genesis says that God directly spoke to Noah.

Fourth, a large battle is shown once the rain starts beginning for the Flood, which basically consists of Tubal-Cain and his men attacking the Ark while Noah and the Watchers defend it. Once again, there is nothing about this in the Bible, but it certainly made sense to me. All of these animals, and ongoing construction, happening for all of those years and no one tried to stop Noah or board his ark? Naw, I don’t believe that for one second. Fifth, Tubal-Cain is shown sneaking onto the Ark, which obviously didn’t actually happen, but it set up for a final confrontation between himself and Noah (as well as placing Ham in a critical situation) that I enjoyed, so this didn’t bother me either.

However, there is one final aspect of this story that did bother me. Since God only speaks to Noah through visions, nothing is ever a clear order. So, Noah has to translate God’s messages. This results in him believing that in order for Creation to be reset completely, the human race must be removed from it. First off,
NO!!!!
he does not try to kill his family! I am so tired of hearing about this. He simply decides that his family will die off together over time (since Ila is barren due to a stomach wound when she was a child). But, before dying, Methuselah heals Ila, so that she becomes pregnant with Shem’s child. This leaves Noah with a complex situation where he believes that God wants him to end mankind, but there is no way to complete that task except to kill the baby if it is a girl. This results in a bizarre melodrama for the last 45 minutes of the film that ends with him almost killing the baby in an Abraham-Isaac manner before he decides that he cannot do it.

This infanticidal portion of the movie could easily have been cut, in my opinion, and pushed me a bit too far. That being said, infanticide is not exactly a foreign thing in the Old Testament (see the Binding of Isaac, Moses and Egypt). But seeing it in a physical form, with Emma Watson begging for the life of her child, really shocks you and drives the tension way up. I won’t say it didn’t add to the movie, because it really did, but it pushed the boundaries of what can be accepted in a translation of a Bible story.

Alright, I think it’s safe now to insert a


>>>SPOILERS BEGONE<<<


right about here, so I can wrap up this review. Overall, this was a very entertaining film, but it had its flaws and the final act really dragged. This could have been cut down by thirty minutes, but I still enjoyed it. If you can imagine a PG-13 version of a Biblical 300 mixed with Game of Thrones, I think that you’ll get the gist of this film. I have to say, one of my favorite movie moments this year came from a montage when Noah describes creation, showing Cain bringing a rock down upon Abel’s head in a side-view silhouette form, and suddenly, men of different time periods and nationalities flash through the two silhouettes as the murder is completed, signifying every moment in man’s history where we have turned upon each other. It’s truly a beautiful moment, but some might find this Biblical movie’s relative lack of spirituality unnerving or “unholy”.

In closing, I would like to add a quote here from Jim Daly, president of Focus on the Family:
"Darren Aronofsky is not a theologian, nor does he claim to be. He is a filmmaker and a storyteller, and in Noah, he has told a compelling story. The film expresses biblical themes of good and evil; sin and redemption; justice and mercy. It is a creative interpretation of the scriptural account that allows us to imagine the deep struggles Noah may have wrestled with as he answered God's call on his life. This cinematic vision of Noah's story gives Christians a great opportunity to engage our culture with the biblical Noah, and to have conversations with friends and family about matters of eternal significance."
A link to Plugged In's review of Noah is right here as well, whose concluding statements can be considered to be close to what I would write here about the overall message of the movie.


Verdict: Christians PROBABLY SHOULD see this film if you want a fresh perspective on a dry story that has been perpetuated as a dull happiness-and-rainbows-ooh-look-zebras story for many centuries. If you any of the material that I discussed in this review offended you, or you thought The Passion of the Christ was inaccurate because of its brutality, or you want all movies based on Scripture to be 100% accurate, or you  love the white-Jesus-flannelgraph Bible stories, this will probably be one to avoid. To non-Christians, this is still an entertaining movie with a creative story, so give it a chance.



P.S. – This is the only review I’ve ever done with spoilers. I feel dirty.

Ginseng (for the Soul) #5

Approved
                                   Lies
                            Non-    Truths
                   Save    Timespent,    Lost
           Try    Vainlygain    Catharsis,    Lie
Fail    Fallinto    Probatasveritas    Orperish,    Die






Yo mama so fat, the portrait of her keeps falling off the wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

Yo daddy so dumb, he ran outside with a spoon when the news said the weather was chilly.

Yo mama so fat, she always has to eat with a fork. Lift.

Yo mama so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama so fat, when you visit the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama so fat, I asked a monk for his opinion of her, and he told me that he could not comment since cows are considered sacred in his country.

30 March 2014

Retrospection #4 (3/24-3/29)

Back to school with a bang, and three movies released in Tulsa that I wanted to see! Expect reviews next week, or at least one, you know. Full blog week next week as well!


  • Haikuception and the Rules according to women.


3/25: Nada

3/26: Nada (tests, man)

Sometimes the most beautiful romances come from very unexpected sources, as evidenced by the film Her.

Everyone loves Zorro, so why not revisit the origins of the swashbuckler, with The Mark of Zorro.

3/29: Nada (went to see Grand Budapest Hotel on Thursday and followed it up by seeing Enemy on Saturday)




We can make it through the rest of the semester, you and me. If not, well, I promise to put in the minimal effort to assure that you have a nice-ish funeral. Maybe.

28 March 2014

Revisiting the Movies of the 1920's (Flashback Fridays #4)

1920’s
The Mark of Zorro (1920)
 

How could I not venture into the wonderful collection of swashbuckling films of the 1920’s? I am ashamed to admit that I have not seen many films from this era, but this one would stand out regardless. Many people have come to love this iconic protagonist, carving “Z” with his sword into various objects and faces. Remember, this was before Robin Hood was revitalized in the public’s imagination through animation. But now to turn to the film.

Douglas Fairbanks plays the heroic Don Diego Vega, a rich Spanish noble of California during the early 1800’s. This silent film shows his adventure as he creates the alter ego of Señor Zorro and proceeds to fight the corrupt leadership of Spanish California. One of my favorite things about this movie is how it can stay interesting despite its lack of sound, and how it popularized the rich man / crime-fighting alias in cinema, influencing many films, such as Batman, Iron Man, Robin Hood, and so on. “Mr. Fox”, as his name translates to, woos his Lolita Pulido with his brash swordfighting and athleticism, while his enemy, Sergeant Pedro Gonzales, does the same, all while Don Diego attempts to woo her as his normal self (which fails, of course). This love triangle/square (depending on how you look at it) has been used countless times since the great Zorro mastered it, and I’m sure we will continue to see reiterations of it for years to come.

Fun Fact #1: This was the film the the Waynes took Bruce to see before they were murdered in the original Batman comics.

Fun Fact #2: Walt Whitman plays a friendly priest named Felipe in this film.

P.S. - Want to watch it? You know I always got you covered. Here’s a link to the first of an 8-part series that contains the entire 90-minute film.

27 March 2014

Her: The Should, the Could and the Empty (Film Snob #4)

At the rate that people have become more and more attached to their phones and technology, you’d think that one day someone would just straight up marry their computer!

Okay, let’s make a movie about that.

Her follows the nerdy, introverted Theodore Twombly as he recovers from a marriage that has fallen apart, and he can’t bring himself to sign the divorce papers. He still loves her, but the conflict of being sick of her and having to write beautiful handwritten notes for other people (an interesting concept that mirrors how we crave honesty today but are not willing to create it ourselves anymore). Living in a near future, he plays holographic video games and has an earpiece that lets him ask his computer to read news to him, play music, or even initiate a, er, “chat” with a woman. We see his loneliness and heartsickness.

Enter Samantha, a sentient operating system that learns. She comes to not only assist Theodore with his everyday routine, but develops a lovable personality that he ends up falling in love with. This sounds really weird, but Spike Jonze, director, crafts this romance expertly, so that it completely makes sense and seems real and fluid. Scarlett Johansson voices the sexy Samantha, and her voice acting is phenomenal in building an emotional, real person in this computer, which is amazing considering that she gets no face time. On the opposite end, Joaquin Phoenix receives considerable face time and makes the most of it. To be able to convey emotions for a person that isn’t that requires extraordinary skill, and Phoenix brings just that to the table in his moving performance as Theodore.

One of the best traits of this film is how creative and original it is. The romance, the story, and even some of the random details of this movie scream brilliancy, and Jonze receives major credit for not only directing, but writing this film. It deserved its Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, since many moments in this movie not only make you go Wow! but make you say That’s so true. The music gets creatively interlaced with the storytelling that helps us understand very theoretical or abstract emotions or concepts very clearly, such as beautiful, soothing music that Samantha writes to convey how she feels about being with Theodore while they sit on a beach. Unsurprisingly, Her won both Best Screenplay and Best Music in my list of the Best Movies of 2013.

But the greatest thing about this movie is how it makes you reflect on love and its role in our society. In one of the most perfect lines I have heard in a long time, Samantha asks Theodore what it’s like to be married. “It’s beautiful. Just, there’s something about sharing your life with someone else.” And this movie shows that: sharing your life with someone. It really makes you realize: love may be emotional, but why do we all want to be with only one person? Her shows that we do it because of the unique relationship that is developed when two people share their lives, as in the literal meaning of share, like a two-person Facebook where you share things with each other, back and forth. As a married man, this movie reminded me of all the beauty of marriage, beyond the physical and into the emotional. For those who are single, you could stand to learn many things about real, consistent love, as well as dealing with when a relationship completely falls apart. That doesn’t mean that I endorse every single aspect of love that is conveyed in this movie, but that inherent message really hit home, and I was personally affected by this film. Bravo!

In addition to all of the above, Amy Adams and Rooney Mara both turn in terrific supporting performances as Theodore’s platonic friend (who he may be falling for towards the end?) and his ex-wife, respectively. It also gives us a sort of satire on our technology dependency, predicting where we may be headed to next. But I will put a warning right here: towards the beginning, Theodore fantasizes about a model while doing a certain act, and it depicts her fully naked. There are also two instances of phone sex, and f-words interlaced throughout (not too much, but enough to make some uncomfortable). Of course, being about a relationship, there is some sexual dialogue. But despite all that, it truly is a masterpiece and a wonderful movie that shall be remembered for years, putting an exclamation point onto a truly unique year for movies.



Verdict: Everyone above the age of sixteen DEFINITELY SHOULD see this film, because it will really change your perspective on love, and sweeten any marriage. 

24 March 2014

Ginseng (for the Soul) #4






1. The woman always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No man can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the woman suspects the man knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The woman is never wrong.
6. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The woman can change her mind at any time.
9. The man must never change his mind without the express, written consent of the woman.
10. The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The man is expected to read the mind of the woman at all times.
14. What is always important is what the woman meant, not what she said.
15. If the man doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If it’s that time of the month, all THE RULES are null and void and the man must cater to the woman’s every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the man, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

23 March 2014

Retrospection #3 (3/17-3/22)

I heard that it was lovely weather this week. Maybe I’ll go outside today, like, I don’t know, to walk to the car or something.



  • We trudge through life as a woman decides her husband’s fate.


3/18: Nada (tutoring sessions)

  • A Texan must attempt to find medication when he contracts AIDS in the 1980’s, and discovers truths about society today in the process.


3/20: Nada (I’m building a chemical reaction-driven car at school)

  • We go back to the 1910’s to live in Baron Munchausen’s Dream.


3/22: Nada (come on, it’s a Saturday!)



Enjoy your weekend!
Or don’t, you know, if that’s your thing. No need to be glum about it.

21 March 2014

Revisiting the Movies of the 1910's (Flashback Fridays #3)

1910’s
Baron Munchausen’s Dream (1911)


Have you ever had a peculiar dream that you only wish that you could recreate? Gottfried August Bürger, a French novelist in the 1900’s, did and decided to write it down as a fictional character’s liquor-sodden vision. Along came Georges Méliès, heading towards the end of his illustrious career, and he took Bürger’s dream and brought it to life. I cannot stress enough how much I admire Méliès and his work, and so I placed him twice in my early year films.

Most people know either the 1943 or 1988 films “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen”, but this was the true original. I think my favorite part is where he goes through a hell-like scene, and the entire film is very reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland, but that movie was yet to come. I also love the music that accompanies the visuals, very much setting the mood and often I will play the film on YouTube and just listen to the audio while doing something else. Great piece from Méliès, and his final appearance on the list. To the extraordinary Frenchman, however, we must bid adieu.

P.S. - Want to watch the 10 minute film, or at least enjoy the music? Click this link.

19 March 2014

Dallas Buyers Club: The Should, the Could and the Empty (Film Snob #3)

The year is 1985. AIDS is still a dangerous disease that we don’t fully understand.


The common public of Texas considers its victims to be solely homosexual males. Ron Woodroof happens to be a man’s man, sleeping with a different woman every night, sometimes more than one. He has friends, a job, and even a nice bookie side-gig going on.

While working his job as an electrician, he gets shocked, sending him to the hospital. After running some blood tests, Ron learns that he has contracted HIV and is expected to die within 30 days. With no drugs available yet to help him cope with his disease, the doctors advise him to visit a support group and get his affairs in order. To which he responds: “Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill Ron Woodroof in 30 days!”

This story follows a desperate man who must not only find the medication that he needs, whether it be FDA-approved or not, but must battle daily against a society that has cast him aside. His old “friends” refuse to touch him, call him a faggot, and otherwise deface his public property with similar slander. Matthew McConaughey portrays this distraught man as he fights against the FDA to medicate himself for a lethal disease while they push another drug, AZT, that has not been properly tested and can actually make patients worse. This movie shows the corruption of the medicinal side of our government while simultaneously exposing the hideous nature that our people can take when dealing with homosexuality.

Both McConaughey and Jared Leto play absolutely brilliant roles here, well-deserving of their two Oscars (for Best Leading and Supporting Actor, respectively). McConaughey gives us a man who is unwilling to simply give up and die, and who transforms from a homophobic, money-hungry bigot to a charitable, welcoming advocate of all AIDS victims. His “Dallas Buyers Club” sells memberships to people, so that they have unlimited access to the drugs that he gets from across borders, albeit prescription drugs that are not entirely illegal. What starts out as a profit-scouring venture later becomes the funding needed for Ron to keep both himself and his people alive while the government locks down and removes all of their options.

But Leto deserves every bit of praise that has been heaped upon him over the last few months. He gives us a complicated and friendly crossdresser named Rayon, who first meets Ron in the hospital. The very first scene that he is in makes sure to break your boundaries immediately, catching you offguard with his friendliness and relative normality. He invites Ron to play cards to pass the time (and kicks his butt), then has to rub Ron’s leg in a hilarious cramping scene. But when they meet again, Rayon offers to help with sales to other homosexuals for a partial partnership, to which Ron begrudgingly accepts. And thus begins one of my favorite friendships in a film in a long time. Ron’s proximity to Rayon changes him, showing him that sexual orientation does not dehumanize people or make them subhuman, like he would have believed. My favorite part of this movie involves him defending Rayon from a former friend of his, and shows how much he has come to care for Rayon. But Jared Leto turned in a performance that melts your heart and creates an extremely memorable character like no other that I have seen before, and doubt that I will ever see again. I would compare his supporting role to that of Heath Ledger’s Joker: legendary and impossible to imitate.

There are so many other factors that make this an excellent film, which include the story and themes, as well as how frightening its similarities to modern day life can be. Another central theme to this film is how cruel the FDA can be when they have their own profits at stake, playing with the lives of trusting citizens. But I will insert a disclaimer right here: there is cussing (for those sensitive to that sort of thing), there are a handful of instances of exposed cleavage (one minor sex scene and a couple of strippers), and of course, eroticism of a different nature when Rayon and Ron go into a gay bar (nothing over the top). If you can see past this nature, which serves to compare both of their polarizing lifestyles, you will definitely enjoy this film and the fantastic performances by McConaughey and Leto within.


Verdict: You SHOULD see this film, even if you are uncomfortable with some of the themes. They just might show you another point-of-view of a more moderate nature than you expect.




P.S. - I recommend renting this film on Redbox right now, but it is still playing in a handful of theaters still and can be purchased already, if you care to.

17 March 2014

Ginseng (for the Soul) #3

Long Haul


Dull

Frost

Whisks

Tough

Hide

Gray

Chill

Smites

Brick

Life

Bright

Burn

Soothes

Soft

Death

Crack’d

Spines

We

Scream

Why?





A man went to the doctor's office with his wife. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don't burden him with chores.  Don't discuss your problems with him, no nagging, and most importantly, make love with him several times a week.  If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the man turned to look at his wife.
"So, what did the doctor say?"


“He said you're going to die."

16 March 2014

Retrospection #2 (3/10-3/15)

My second week of blogging was successfully less busy, and so I enjoyed myself and studied for exams… Very fulfilling. But at least I now finally have a break from school!!!


  • A prince takes a thought while an old man ponders the best way to live life.

3/11: Nada (not like there’s anything happening in football anyways)

  • Hugh Jackman tries to track down his daughter with a detective played by Jake Gyllenhaal in the mystery thriller Prisoners that you SHOULD see.

3/13: Nada (I had an exam, okay?)

  • Melies creates his dreams for us to see with A Trip to the Moon.

  • With so many movies still in theaters (and no good movies released in a while), I give bullet point reviews of every single film still in theaters as of 3/14.

3/15: Nada (I enjoyed my first day without school or homework)



I will see you all tomorrow! Or not. You know. Whatever. Be that way.

14 March 2014

A Comprehensive Guide to Mid-March's Movies (Flubberghast #2)

With the middle of March upon us, much of my moviegoing appetite has been starved for months. Grand Budapest Hotel is being released in Tulsa three weeks after everywhere else, and I have no idea when Enemy will finally be showing. So, while we wait for any signs of a good movie to be released, I thought that now would be a good time to review all of the possible movies that you can see right now in theaters.



Movies That I Want to Watch but Haven’t Yet

·        August: Osage County, Lone Survivor, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, and Philomena.


Movies That I Will Probably Never Get Around to Seeing

·        The Book Thief, Endless Love, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Need For Speed, Non-Stop, Pompeii, RoboCop, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Son of God, Veronica Mars, and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.


Movies That I Absolutely Refuse To View, Ever

·        300: Rise of an Empire (3D or not!), 3 Days to Kill, The Monuments Men, The Nut Job, Ride Along, Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms Club, and Thor: The Dark World.




American Hustle

Diggin’ the groovy 70’s? Love seeing about 100 minutes worth of side boob? Then this movie is for you! Amy Adams struts her stuff about the entire film, always wearing braless, plunging neckline dresses and shirts, so that we have no doubts that she has cleavage (and setting off a “new” fashion trend). Beyond that, I will give major props to Christian Bale for an excellent performance that reminds me of his role in The Fighter mixed with his American Psycho and a big belly. This movie takes too long to begin, but it has an interesting story mixed with lots of humor. That being said, this is an R-rated film, and so expect plenty of sex and f-words. The ending did surprise me, however, and overall, the cast did very well, although I do not get the hubbub about Bradley Cooper.

Verdict: I will recommend that you PROBABLY SHOULD see this movie, if you’re an adult. Hide yo kids.



Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

As of right now, the “uncut” edition is in theaters, which I have not seen, so this review may or may not apply. As for the cut movie, it stayed funny and dealt more with the degeneration of news media and racism than the sexism that it lampooned throughout the first Anchorman. Another epic battle ends the movie (with many awesome cameos), but there were more than few stinkers with the jokes and in the plot. But overall, another fun comedy from Will Ferrell (which have become less and less common).

Verdict: General comedy-lovers COULD watch this movie if they want similar humor to the first, but don’t expect it to be quite as good.



Dallas Buyers Club

There is a reason that this movie won three Oscars: terrific acting! With an incredibly interesting story about the descent of a masculine man in 1980’s Texas into an outcast AIDS victim, we learn a lot about the FDA, AIDS and its effects on its victims, and the extremes that homophobia can lead people to. Matthew McConaughey got my vote for Best Actor, and the Academy agreed with me, for his portrayal of the aforementioned man, and Jared Leto turns in the hands-down best performance that I have ever seen of a crossdresser, creating an incredibly fleshed-out character that you are immediately charmed by. You can bet that I will be reviewing this movie in my Film Snob blog at some point this spring.

Verdict: Anyone that hasn’t watched this movie SHOULD go and see it now, or at least rent it. Warning, though, expect some nudity and mature elements.



Frozen

This has been the most disappointing movie of 2013 for me so far. After waiting about 4 months to finally be able to watch it, I experienced a major letdown (which may have been my fault, due to waiting so long). The characters are all very typical, with little backstory or emotional attachment, although I did enjoy Christoph and his ornery reindeer, Sven, and the hilarious snowman, Olaf. The sister-sister bond is not very well established, the story dragged so that both my two-year old, JJ, and I both were bored, and so fidgeted for about 30 minutes (out of a 90 minute movie). The only saving grace for this film is that the music is wonderful and the graphics are beautiful, so I guess you can enjoy the art. Oh, and to those who were shocked about a certain part near the ending, it’s so easy to see coming that it has almost no effect.

Verdict: I would say that you COULD see this movie with your kids, but I can’t promise that you will make it through the middle unscathed.



The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

If nothing else, there was at least a dragon. I mean, really, an awesome dragon! Smaug is the most amazing and intelligent dragon that I have seen in a movie, and Benedict Cumberpatch fits the voice role perfectly. He is menacing, he is eye-boggling, and he is clever. But the rest of the movie falls into the same weaknesses as the first Hobbit: boring, childish, overly long. Credit to Martin Freeman for his continued excellent portrayal of Bilbo Baggins, however. I still don’t understand why they shoehorned Legolas into the movie.

Verdict: Lord of the Rings fans COULD see this movie, but it will never be as good as those movies were.



The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

I’m wondering if I would enjoy these movies more if I read the books. Hmm. Anyways, Catching Fire delivers exactly what the first movie gave you. Seriously. Exactly. The entire film up until the end could have been the same movie, only now there’s a slight twist to the actual Games, and Katniss has to deal with the trauma from the first movie. There is some interesting action during the actual games, but the story getting there (literally half of the movie) drags and does very little besides establish what we know and set up character traits of new people (only to completely disregard them once the Games begin). Oh, and that cliffhanger ending? It would have been more effective if we didn’t have to linger on Jennifer Lawrence’s best angry/tough face, which looks little more than bowel discomfort. In the end, I really didn’t care for this movie, although it seems to get major hype, both commercially and critically.

Verdict: I’ll say that you COULD see this movie AT A DOLLAR THEATER, unless you have read the books. Then maybe it will seem better to you.



The Lego Movie

Yesssss! I waited all year to see this movie, and it did not disappoint! Themes of creativity, being your own person, standing up for yourself, and how sometimes it’s okay to follow the rules can be found throughout. Will Ferrell is hilarious as President Evil, and Liam Neeson could not have been cast more perfectly as Good Cop/Bad Cop. The mixture of pure fun and pop culture references makes me think of a less-adult Shrek 2, or perhaps like The Incredibles. Needless to say, this has been the best kids movie thus far this year, and my favorite movie of 2014 as of mid-March (although I expect that to change). The ending of this film will nearly bring you to tears, and make you smile as you remember your own childhood while watching this with your children (if you have them).

Verdict: All families DEFINITELY SHOULD see this movie, and if you don’t have any kids, you still SHOULD see it, because you will enjoy yourself regardless.




If you don’t feel like spending money to go to a theater this weekend, you might look into spending a dollar or two and rent one of these movies from Redbox:


·        Argo : The Best Picture of 2012 (according to the Oscars) returns to Redbox for a time. If you never had a chance to watch this thriller, do yourself a favor and rent it. Ben Affleck does pretty good, but it’s the rest of the cast and the story that make this movie as awesome as it is. You SHOULD watch this movie if you’re looking for an intelligent, intriguing, and intense film (whoo, assonance!).

·        Bad Grandpa : First things first, I have always disliked all things Jackass. But, I gotta say, this was one hilarious movie. Johnny Knoxville performs wonderfully as an old man through the magic of makeup, and the story that strings together each set of stunts and pranks actually does more than that; it creates actual interest in the characters. You PROBABLY SHOULD watch this movie if you can handle crass humor and some nudity.

·        Captain Phillips : Tom Hanks does well and this ride is intense, but it left me wanting and got really boring at times. You COULD watch this if you like tense standoffs or Tom Hanks.

·        Dallas Buyers Club : See my mini-review above.

·        Ender’s Game : How well can Harrison Ford and company adapt the excellent sci-fi novel by Orson Scott Card? As it turns out, they can do it alright, but make it way too choppy and not anywhere near as refined. I’d say that you COULD rent this movie if you’ve never read the book; otherwise, you will be as disappointed as me.

·        Fast & Furious 6 : I am of the opinion that the Fast and Furious movies have been getting better as time goes on. I enjoyed Fast Five and I enjoyed this movie, which continues to thrill and entertain (despite a paper-thin plot). If you’re looking for a non-illegal good time, you COULD watch this, if you don’t mind suspending your disbelief for a bit.

·        Nebraska : This heartwarming tale of an old man convinced that he has won several million dollars follows him and his estranged son as they trek across the northwestern states. Everyone PROBABLY SHOULD watch this if they can handle a bit of a slower film.

·        Prisoners : Please. Please rent this. Just read my review to understand.




Hopefully, this will all help you to navigate the coming weeks of bad movies, so that you can enjoy yourself just a bit this weekend. Remember, every week that I don’t have a newly-released movie to review, I will go back to recent good movies, so be on the lookout for good ideas for rentals in my Film Snob posts on Wednesdays. Adieu!



YOU’VE BEEN FLUBBERGHASTED!

Revisiting the Movies of the 1900's (Flashback Fridays #2)

1900’s
A Trip to the Moon (1902)



Continuing our weekly trip back into the history of film, we now come to the age-old classic from Georges Méliès, which shows man’s first (fictional) trip to the moon. Méliès was a pioneer of cinema, creating many techniques for visual effects and altering film for effects. He also exploded with sheer creative energy, producing fantastic amounts of movies with varying scripts and settings and stories. All of his films fall within the 5-15 minute range, and so represent the steady increase in the length of films as stories became more complex.

Turning our attention to the film, how can you not fall in love with the classic artistry of A Trip to the Moon? When the cannon fires the rocket into the moon’s eye (personified with a face), it creates one of the most daring ventures to men: a visit to the moon. We all know how many children and adults all imagined and wished that they could visit the moon, and we finally did in the 60’s, but Méliès dared to dream it first, and then turn his dream into a physical film for all to see. Not bad for 1902.

P.S. - Yes, very much influenced by Hugo here again, ha. Did I mention before that you should see that movie? No? Alright, go rent that movie and watch it (you will not regret it one bit).


P.P.S. - Want to see the full 12 minute film? Click this link:

12 March 2014

Prisoners: The Should, the Could and the Empty (Film Snob #2)

How far would you go to save your child?


This is one of the many questions asked by director Denis Villeneuve in this terrific mystery thriller. I had never heard of him before, but after watching this film, I eagerly await his reunion with Jake Gyllenhaal in Enemy (releasing in theaters on March 14). But back to Prisoners, where Hugh Jackman turns in a stellar performance as a father searching for his daughter, and Gyllenhaal plays a young detective who is trying to solve a case. Both do terrific acting, as well as most of the cast here, but the cinematography was exceptional (earning an Oscar nod) and the story intricate and absorbing.

Jackman has always turned in great performances, becoming akin to Leonardo DiCaprio as one of the great actors without an Oscar. He’s thrilled us as Wolverine, broken our hearts as Jean Valjean, and now displays probably his most complex role in Prisoners as Keller Dover, a mechanic/contractor. He shows us a strong man with some minor religious convictions, like a lot of American families nowadays, who is brought to his knees when his daughter goes missing. With nothing to go on, he blames one individual, played by Paul Dano (in typical creepy, soft-talking fashion), for the disappearance of his daughter, and begins a descent into the darkness of his own soul as he desperately tries to find his child. Jackman makes you feel that despair, that drive to do something besides aimlessly searching the woods, but at the same time you stand in horror of how far he goes. He was my prime candidate for Best Leading Actor early on before the wave of excellent films at the end of the year. Probably his best scene is when he finds himself trapped, with all hope lost and no way to escape, he finally gives up trying to do it on his own, and cries out with a prayer for God to save his little girl, not once thinking about his own predicament. This shows just how much he loves her, and how excellent Jackman has done.

But the true star of this movie comes in the form of an introverted, twitchy detective named Loki, and portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal. He seems like a man who runs on caffeine and sleeps in his car a lot, hardly returning to his own living space (which we never see in the film). Whenever he blinks, he does it extremely hard, making you notice (and annoying my wife, but that’s another story). Sleep-deprived but doggedly focused, he answers questions bluntly and does his best to stay calm at all times (with some explosions that make him even more startling). In many ways, he reminds me of L, from the Deathnote manga (if you don’t know what that is, you might want to check in either tomorrow or next Thursday for a “surprise” 451 Kindlings…), which to those that know, is a high honor. We follow him throughout the movie as he follows cold trails, grasps at hazy facts, and tries to locate the missing children while dealing with the overwrought parents. But my favorite scene with Loki comes when he engages in an intense standoff, resulting in a head wound that bleeds into his eye, but he still jumps in his car to drive intensely to his next destination, racing against time while halfway blind. Gyllenhaal throws himself into his role here, epitomizing what he wanted to do in Zodiac (but didn't do as well in). There’s a reason that I gave him Best Supporting Actor in my Best Movies of 2013: he deserved it.

Finally, the story cannot be matched. If you love thrillers such as Se7en, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Usual Suspects, North by Northwest, The Prestige, or Shutter Island (all personal favorites of mine), then you will definitely enjoy the story here. Not only do we have a heavily thematic storyline that follows Jackman’s father who deals with spiritual depravity and emotional trauma, but we have a complex and intense storyline that follows Loki’s detective as he hunts down a serial killer. Yes, not every part of the mystery plot is original in this well-used genre, but it stays interesting and often blindsides you with its twists. But one of the best parts of this story is how everything is interconnected. Many facets of this story can be tied together, if you can see them early on, but I had to take a second viewing to see them.

Prisoners can be exciting, intense and incredibly interesting, but it remains emotionally impactful and really turns the light back on ourselves to ask Would I do that for my child? Another element that I didn’t even discuss is the heavy spiritual theme, which mirrors the great line from the killer near the end of the movie: “Making people disappear is the way we wage war with God. Making children disappear is the way we make people lose their faith.” This film shows the fall of Keller Dover, but ends with him finding his way back to God, even in the pit of complete hopelessness. We see how people will fall under the direst circumstances, but also that it’s never too late to turn back around. I enjoy this movie every time I see it, and I definitely recommend it to mystery lovers or anyone who enjoys a good, mature movie (certainly no preteen and under children, who wouldn’t get the message anyways).


Verdict: You SHOULD see this movie as soon as you can!



P.S. - Right now, it’s really expensive to buy (>$25), which shows that it’s become a sleeper hit on home video, so I’d recommend Redbox or some similar renting service.