17 March 2014

Ginseng (for the Soul) #3

Long Haul


Dull

Frost

Whisks

Tough

Hide

Gray

Chill

Smites

Brick

Life

Bright

Burn

Soothes

Soft

Death

Crack’d

Spines

We

Scream

Why?





A man went to the doctor's office with his wife. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don't burden him with chores.  Don't discuss your problems with him, no nagging, and most importantly, make love with him several times a week.  If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the man turned to look at his wife.
"So, what did the doctor say?"


“He said you're going to die."

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