Ginseng for the Soul #9

I Don't Want to Work for 7-UP Anymore

Bob was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after his wife had gone into labor. The nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to Bob, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to Bob then got up and started to leave. When Bob asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
"I work for 7-UP."