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— Robert D Beltran (@Pathos103) April 28, 2013
Groaners (Braaaaaiiinssss)
Q: When do zombies go to sleep?
A: When they are dead tired.
Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends?
A: He was still digesting all of his followers on Twitter.
Q: Where do zombies eat dinner?
A: The living room.
Q: Why do zombies make good ringtones?
A: They produce lots of sound bites.
Q: How does a zombie introduce himself?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What's a zombie's favorite dessert?
A: I scream.
Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What kind of candy do zombies hate?
A: Lifesavers.
Q: What do zombies say before a fight?
A: Do you want a piece of me?
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