Fingers tap plastic, then initiates circuit. Electrons zip along a line. Photons fire out from screen. I appear to make light. c) RDB #twiss
— Robert D Beltran (@Pathos103) June 4, 2013
Actually, I Cannot Tell When It's Sarcasm or Ignorance
Some more British examination answers like last week....
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a coma?
A: A coma is a punctual mark a bit like a period or full stop.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What should be done if someone has been bitten by a dog?
A: Put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
Q: What has to be established before giving a blood transfusion?
A: If the blood is affirmative or negative.
Q: What is an enema?
A: Someone who is not your friend.
Q: What is a morbid state?
A: A stage in a take-over, when a bigger offer is made.
Q: What can be coloured red, pink, orange or flamingo?
A: The rectum.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: Describe how flowers are most commonly fertilised.
A: 1. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. 2. Germination is the process of becoming a German. 3. Fertilisation is the fussing of the male with the female garments.
Q: What is a supersaturated solution?
A: A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
Q: What is momentum?
A: What you give a body when they are going away.
Q: What is a vacuum?
A: A large empty space where the pope lives.
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